kenimes 42 Posted January 14, 2009 I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
routesmith 0 Posted January 14, 2009 hahahahahahahaaha. thats funny as hell Ken, thanks!!! Wayne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fivestar Posted January 14, 2009 LMAO.......That was too funny. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cre8tiveCutter 7 Posted January 14, 2009 LMAO!!! now that was too funny!!! Renee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Can-Am 1 Posted January 14, 2009 Made my day,, damn now back to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benr98 40 Posted January 14, 2009 lmao....to funny Ken!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bulldogtees 0 Posted January 15, 2009 LMAO!!! Your a strong man Ken!!! Good thing the condoms were in the car!!!! Good luck with the wedding!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 16, 2009 LMAO!!! Your a strong man Ken!!! Good thing the condoms were in the car!!!! Good luck with the wedding!! haha. It wasn't his story mate. Funny stuff Kenny. Where are you today mang? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rodger 527 Posted January 16, 2009 Thanks Ken ( Kimmie ? LOL ) I took your advice & stocked up the vehicles & now I'm waiting .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benr98 40 Posted January 16, 2009 Thanks Ken ( Kimmie ? LOL ) I took your advice & stocked up the vehicles & now I'm waiting .... OMG Rodger!!! ROFLMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PACS Man 0 Posted January 18, 2009 OMG ROFLMAOWTIME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gracewriter Posted February 20, 2009 Too funny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites