BannerJohn 1,324 Posted March 26, 2010 (AP) - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-...to-mouth resuscitation. The trooper says the animal already had been dead a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tlzimmerman 11 Posted March 26, 2010 Sobriety is for quitters. I love animals...they are yummy . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfought 120 Posted March 27, 2010 Sobriety is for quitters. I love animals...they are yummy . ReHab Is For Quiters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakotagrafx 7,297 Posted March 27, 2010 I have never been that drunk to try to resuscitate a dead possum. maybe close but not quit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkoke 0 Posted March 27, 2010 maybe he was eatin it??!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manwayvan Posted March 27, 2010 Dang I would like to be able to get that drunk..Im sure I would fall asleep long before that.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kenya Posted March 27, 2010 omg........... now that would stop me from drinking.... yuck! :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alien 11 Posted March 29, 2010 I have never been that drunk to try to resuscitate a dead possum. maybe close but not quit Doesn't sound like you've ever been on a cruise, lol! Thats why they lose one every once in a while. Not counting the suicide and homicide ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveS 0 Posted March 29, 2010 No this is when it's time to quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manwayvan Posted March 29, 2010 Wow! Thats all I can say.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakotagrafx 7,297 Posted March 29, 2010 Wow! Thats all I can say.. uh yeh me too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mollygrubber 6 Posted March 29, 2010 I heard dead opossums make great bongs. Could have been something I heard while drinking though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakotagrafx 7,297 Posted March 29, 2010 I think that guy tried it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites