It's time to quit drinking when...

[BannerJohn 1,324]

(AP) - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-...to-mouth resuscitation. The trooper says the animal already had been dead a while.

[tlzimmerman 11]

Sobriety is for quitters.

I love animals...they are yummy .

[jfought 120]

Sobriety is for quitters.

I love animals...they are yummy .

ReHab Is For Quiters

[Dakotagrafx 7,297]

I have never been that drunk to try to resuscitate a dead possum.  maybe close but not quit

[bkoke 0]

maybe he was eatin it??!!

[Guest manwayvan]

Dang I would like to be able to get that drunk..Im sure I would fall asleep long before that..

[Guest kenya]

omg........... now that would stop me from drinking.... yuck!  :thumbsup:

[Alien 11]

I have never been that drunk to try to resuscitate a dead possum.  maybe close but not quit

Doesn't sound like you've ever been on a cruise, lol!

Thats why they lose one every once in a while. Not counting the suicide and homicide ones.

[DaveS 0]

No this is when it's time to quit.

[Guest manwayvan]

Wow! Thats all I can say..

[Dakotagrafx 7,297]

Wow! Thats all I can say..

uh yeh me too

[Mollygrubber 6]

I heard dead opossums make great bongs.

Could have been something I heard while drinking though.

[Dakotagrafx 7,297]

I think that guy tried it!