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fine wine can react with the cork and go sour too. So it all depends on how well the woman is corked I guess.

:thumbsup:;):D :D :D :D :D

that is one of the funniest and most truest statements I think I have ever read in print.  And makes me curious....about how well you can cork.

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I'm barely 5' 3" and when I was younger, a size 3 was perfect and a 5 was my "fat" days. At my height an 8 is curvy and a 10 is bordering on downright chunky. I know what you mean, though. My former mother-in-law was 5'11" and in a size 14, she was actually slender. If I wore a 14, I'd be as wide as I am tall!

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ok, banner and grace,... you got me rollin' on the floor!!! what kind of monster have i created!?!? lol! do you know? that in some countries, if your wife is large, you are looked upon as a wealthy man?

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ok, banner and grace,... you got me rollin' on the floor!!! what kind of monster have i created!?!? lol! do you know? that in some countries, if your wife is large, you are looked upon as a wealthy man?

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you would have to be a healthy man to feed her.

all i can say is:

big women need lovin to. (thats from my little bro.)

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Guest gracewriter

fine wine can react with the cork and go sour too. So it all depends on how well the woman is corked I guess.

;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D

that is one of the funniest and most truest statements I think I have ever read in print.  And makes me curious....about how well you can cork.

Well, John?  Don't be shy ;D

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