xJoey Dubsx 42 Posted February 16, 2011 Here you go. chucknorrisapproved.EPS chucknorrisapproved.EPS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 16, 2011 That wasn't an Hurricane....Chuck Norris just sneezed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xJoey Dubsx 42 Posted February 16, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 16, 2011 The Hulk gets "Chuck Norris Hands" for Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 16, 2011 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xJoey Dubsx 42 Posted February 16, 2011 Chuck Norris's Daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris Found it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 16, 2011 When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freezermink 3 Posted February 16, 2011 chuck norris is not hung like a horse. horses are hung like chuck norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 16, 2011 Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wanako 0 Posted February 17, 2011 When Chuck Norris did a push-up, he didn't push himself up, he pushed the world down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfought 120 Posted February 17, 2011 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NiteWalker 10 Posted February 17, 2011 There's no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prototype66 20 Posted February 17, 2011 I would move this thread but Chuck Norris won't let me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
williaty 1 Posted April 10, 2011 Truck Norris doesn't require oil, it just drives into the past and eats a dinosaur. (Truck Norris is much better than Chuck) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
